I'm a wanker
That Irishman would have to be pretty stupid to be rotating the lightbulb ten feet in either direction.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:06, 1 reply)

10'
is meant to be 10°. This was back in the Usenet days before Unicode was in widespread use.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 2:09, closed)

Further pedantry:
I believe Homo Sapiens Sapiens is actually a sub-species.

Also for the light-bulb joke, 10^o is only sufficient if it's a bayonet fitting.

On the whole, though, excellent effort. I found this most droll. Have a well-deserved click. This sort of thing FTW.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:27, closed)