I am tempted
to go through this thread and put every single person who doesn't know what a pun is (with one notable exception, because even the best of us are allowed to make mistakes) on ignore.

That should also help filter out the shit from future QOTWs too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, 13 replies)

Yay
That'll be mine then!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:29, closed)

I think you can only ignore about 50 people
so you might have trouble.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, closed)

Ignoring the masses?
you'd make a terrible bishop.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, closed)

I think my dislike
of underage homosexual rape is what would make me a terrible bishop.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:04, closed)

People would feel compelled to bash you.

( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:47, closed)

This isn't a pun.
*ignores*
( thealternativefact, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:31, closed)

Bugger
Hoisted by my own B3tard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, closed)

Got bored of puns very quickly, mate.
On account of 99% of puns making me want to strangle children and burn the corpse (puns and Pepsi - can't fucking stand Pepsi).

I imagine this week is akin to getting drunk with a load of mates and having a night of gay bum love.... Its something you just don't talk about after the event... Well, not unless one of you gets pregnant, that is.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:33, closed)

I don't get it
Is there a punchline?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:05, closed)

Yeah
I've got a list of every fucker this week that should line up and get a punch.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:14, closed)

You've got me worried now...
*Trembles*

*Takes back everything written this week for good measure, just in case, like*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:23, closed)

Don't be scared
Me throwing a punch is a bit like my three year old niece throwing a tennis ball.

you can see what we're trying to do, but it doesn't really work.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, closed)

Pfft
nice analogy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:28, closed)