With apologies to the chairman of the board
And now, the end is near;
It’s time to get, a brand new question.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

I’ve read this question through.
I’ve read everything you’ve had to say;
And noticed this, and only this,
You did it the wrong way.

Good puns, I’ve found a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I noticed each and every slip;
Each dreadful joke on this in-formation highway,
And noticed this, and only this,
You did it the wrong way

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I laughed, but they were few.
But through it all, there was no doubt,
You fucked it up, you blew it out.
I faced it all and still you all;
Did it the wrong way.

Ive groaned, Ive cursed and cried.
And I feel you’ve been abusing.
And the few, good puns aside,
I found nothing too amusing.

To think I did all that;
And it was gay – (not in a good way),
Oh B3ta, with a three,
You did it the wrong way.

For what is a question, what has it got?
Well this one, really has naught.
To say the things it truly asked;
Very few managed the task.
The record shows this question blows -
You did it the wrong way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:51, 9 replies)

If I was in the same room as you know
You would have a big fucking kiss and a bigger bunch of fucking flowers. Bravo!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, closed)

I'll do you the wrong way.
Actually, maybe not.
Either way, a work of twisted genius!
*clicks*
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, closed)

Put yourself on "ignore" Mr
This ain't a pun!
Still clickworthy though...
*click*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:55, closed)

I know
I tried, I just couldn't find a way to squeeze one in.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:57, closed)

haha
Win
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:59, closed)

There I was...

...sat curled up in the corner of a darkened room, slowly rocking back and forth waiting for this QotW to end...

And you come up with the perfect swansong...

I almost wish that the QotW stays open a bit longer now so that this can receive the veritable wheelbarrowfull of clicks it so rightly deserves...

(Please note the important word in the above statement...ALMOST)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:06, closed)

I like this.
I LIKE THIS.

Fuck me, Mix Tapes was yummy Interweb heroin in comparison to what passes for puns on here.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:21, closed)

Well Done you!
This is excellent - Have a late *click* for your efforts!
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:55, closed)

I too shall click this
Albeit in vain.



Hmmm. "Albeit in vain". There's a pun in there somewhere...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, closed)