Impressive knowledge of the law?
Perhaps that's because I'm employed within the legal system, dumbass?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:08, 5 replies)

He's a cop-punching lawyer and he's protecting little girls, yeah!
He'll smash you in and you'll alway lose, 'cos he always wins, yeah!
He's a cop-punching lawyer in the Fight For Right,
He's gonna start speeding so hold on tight!
He knows about the law and he'll kick your ass
And it was only his cousin so he gets a free pass!

He's a cop-punching lawyer, YEAH!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:20, closed)

This for Christmas number 1

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:30, closed)

I'm thinking Kanye remixes, I'm thinking covers, I'm thinking limited release for the Hallowe'en market ...
This is gonna be big!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:45, closed)

IANAL
however I am on a retainer for a law firm's IT service contract.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:20, closed)

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better, you go and top it all.
Seriously, you should be very proud of the whole thread, but this comment is priceless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:48, closed)

Oh my.
"I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT I AM EMPLOYED WITHIN THE LEGAL SYSTEM as a tech support monkey."
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:20, closed)

Oh, good lord.
That's a bit like saying that the guy who cleans the windows is the next Master of the Rolls.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:30, closed)

To be fair, I AM The Master Of The Rolls, and I did clean a window once.
Well - I've certainly looked out of one, anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:38, closed)

Ah - I hadn't realised that that was a judge's wig.
I thought it was your natural hair.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:40, closed)

*flicks shimmering locks in slow-motion*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:43, closed)

Because...
I'm worth it!
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:52, closed)

Well ...
I am, at least.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:58, closed)

If by 'it' you mean 'getting locked up and placed on a sex offenders register specifically for bullshitting internet hardmen'
Then yes, you definitely are.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:38, closed)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:40, closed)

You get paid to keep mouthy coppers in check?
Nice work if you can get it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:28, closed)

TOP INTERNET LAWYER

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:43, closed)

DEAR INTERNET USER
HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:00, closed)

I doubt this very much.

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:55, closed)

I'm not sure being in prison counts as employment.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:01, closed)

Hahahaha!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:06, closed)

News flash...
Inmates are not permitted Internet access in any way, shape or form, unless on day-release, and even then, only if not prohibited by their licence conditions.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:21, closed)

They aren't permitted drugs or mobile phones either
but that doesn't seem to stop prisons being awash with them
( chthonic, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:16, closed)

Don't argue with him, he's on the IT helpdesk at a lawyers office, he'll have you thrown in internet jail.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:23, closed)

Not if you punch him first.
Apparently that's a 100% reliable way to have all accusations against you dropped.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:31, closed)

You seem to know an awful lot about being in prison...

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:27, closed)

And the sexual offences act 2003
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:59, closed)

All in the public domain...
Sexual Offences Act 2003

You just have to understand a bit of Legalese.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:17, closed)

Ah, I did wonder when the Legalese Defence was going to rear its ugly head ...

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:45, closed)

Have you read this thread?
HE'S TROLLING THE TROLLS, YOU IDIOT!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:04, closed)