More of a Pun-Down
Whilst at college, a tutor came into our classroom for some reason. It was observed that her hand was in a bandage.

Our tutor enquired as to what happened; "Oh, I was separating some frozen steaks with a knife and I slipped"

To which I replied "that was quite a missed-steak"

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(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:00, 7 replies)

Sometimes
I dis-pare of punners.
(speedevil, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:02, closed)

That was your first missed steak.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:07, closed)

o-0

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:19, closed)

Ham mutton beef, I rabbit, it was a mince steak to go tuna beef so soon after my recent unpheasantness.
And by this point I'd haddock-nough. My cods, I was feeling ill and had to duck trout hamnd began bacon my way tuna steaktion.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:22, closed)

A noble effort.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:36, closed)

Wernicke's apahsia?
Tragic...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, closed)

true story

(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:10, closed)