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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

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Blessed are the cheesemakers
A few years back at Oxford.

Devout Christian English student: "There has never been a film made which was better than the book upon which it was based."

Physics student: "The Life of Brian was quite good."
(oily85, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:08, 12 replies)
Fancy that, I never knew there was a word for "film" in Latin.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:12, closed)
The Godfather
Jaws
Blade Runner
Children of Men
The Shining
2001
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:32, closed)
To be fair
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was a short story, not a novel, so less room for character development. Doesn't make the film any less iconic, though. I also thought The Godfather as a novel could easily hold its own.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, closed)
Total Recall

(McChinaman banned, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:32, closed)
Do Androids Dream... and We Will Remember It...
The films were, in the order I mentioned them, not too bad and silly.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 3:38, closed)
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@DOZ-One - The shining was a better book than it was a film.
The film is great but you get a lot of the backstory which explains a lot more background about Jack Torrance in the book.
(Cov Boy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:56, closed)
the book is categorically not as good as the film. FACT.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:38, closed)
Butt Sluts 7

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:18, closed)
Spaceballs
Fear and Loathing
The jungle book
Fantasia
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:52, closed)
Finnegans Wake
Naked Lunch
Carrie
Women In Love
Frankenstein (Boris Karloff version)
(McChinaman banned, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:55, closed)
Your devout student may have been wrong,
but there are some shocking examples being cited above.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, closed)
Robocop

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, closed)

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