Similar to the story by Mind Bleach
I like to think I'm of the open-minded minority of the population. I enjoy learning, and when I encounter anyone who's religious beliefs differ to my own I often enjoy a good discussion about it.

However, I loathe being preached to, or having the God-botherers ram fire and brimstone down my throat. This day was not unlike most others, after all I live in Wales. It always rains, and excitement is a word that isn't often brought up in the local rags. I was walking down the highstreet in Bangor, when I happened to see a suited religious person heading my way.

Usually, my appearance, and the fact I enjoy crossing roads to avoid sales people (I know it's their job. I used to do it, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone) but this person was heading towards me like an unstoppable locomotive rammed with Christian joy(other religions are available). He barely had a chance to open his mouth, and I'll never know where my retort came from as I'm useless when it comes to clever and witty responses. Out it came "no thanks, I'm a satanist."
(vampyre_gem has been dead since, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:05, 7 replies)

You're right, you are useless when it comes to clever and witty responses.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:32, closed)

^What Fat Boy said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, closed)

^^ What cunty mcbollocks said ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:57, closed)

what they all said

(justin(e), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, closed)

Tragically,
scarpe's response is a far better fit to this week's question, than this story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, closed)

Feint to the right
then dive to the left.
Usually avoids them nicely.
(Spill, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:48, closed)

The easiest way to deal with the Gouranga people
is just to pre-empt them by saying Gouranga first.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:53, closed)