My boyfriend
was so drunk once he faked his orgasm.

That made me feel pretty ashamed. Usually men just have to look at me with no cloths on and they seem to come.
(Save Us All !!!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:56, 14 replies)

Can we have a picture please
That way I can test your theory
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:00, closed)

I
second that. Pics please, so we can test your claim.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:21, closed)

That's some nice sweaty handed posting there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:45, closed)

and I third that
pics now, or we will just presuming you are a lying fat minger
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:49, closed)

Sweaty SWEATY hands.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:59, closed)

I did that a few times...
...with more than one lady (not including Mellow Y here, I hasten to add), and usually not under t'influence either. Understandable though when you consider that I discovered that I was a gayer some time later :)

That said, the ladies in question didn't complain as by the time I realised it wasn't going to happen for me they'd already enjoyed themselves quite a bit.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:15, closed)

Amazing ?
as I know who you are
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, closed)

and is she hot?

( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:52, closed)

I'm surprised you can type, your hands are THAT sweaty.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, closed)

Maybe he had cracked one out shortly before he decide to bone you.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, closed)

Did he tell you to close your eyes before spitting on your face?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, closed)

Threw warm yogurt up 'her' back.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, closed)

Aha!
Pics or it didn't happen. Oh. It didn't.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:03, closed)

Errata
I'm sure you must mean clothes and not cloths?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, closed)