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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 18:39, 10 replies)
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It has to be taken seriously if you want a chance of getting away with it
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To buy enough Holerypnol to knock out an elephant. I use a brick in a sack. To reduce the noise - and therefore reduce the risk of getting caught, it is best to pad the brick with kittens. Alterwards simply throw it in a river, much easier during current floods.
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"Does anyone want to buy a 46 inch engagement ring? "
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 19:11, closed)
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Stick his trunk up your arse?
Hmm. Now that's hot.
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Urgent news - Karla has started to ingest her own head. Her dung pump mechanism has blown. There's bloody vegetable gas everywhere. For God's sake, help us pull her trunk out.
( , Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)
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