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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I was bored one afternoon
so decided to work my way through the vegetable basket in the kitchen. Raw.

Potatoes: vile
Leeks: super-vile (and your breath smells for a whole day afterwards)
Carrots: OK, but everyone eats them
Cauliflower: not bad, really. Should be more popular.
Swede: bit strong
Turnip: fantastic. Just like mild radish. Compensated for the leeks.

I do this stuff so you don't have to.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:58, 9 replies)
I like raw potatoes
and frozen peas
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:15, closed)
Raw bacon fat is nice.
If my childhood memories are anything to go by anyhow.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:50, closed)
That's going too far.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:42, closed)
Needed more parsnips.
EDIT: The Worzel Gummidge penises of the vegetable world.
Or BraynDedd's. Whichever.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:43, closed)

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:43, closed)
Yeah, but could you fit them all up your arse at the same time?

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:52, closed)
Well that was
a turnip for the books.

(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:22, closed)
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair!

Because vegetables don't have legs or something, I dunno.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:03, closed)
that's a relief - oh no, hang on - fuck off, it's not even a pun
I think you should kill yourself.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:06, closed)

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