I was bored one afternoon
so decided to work my way through the vegetable basket in the kitchen. Raw.

Potatoes: vile
Leeks: super-vile (and your breath smells for a whole day afterwards)
Carrots: OK, but everyone eats them
Cauliflower: not bad, really. Should be more popular.
Swede: bit strong
Turnip: fantastic. Just like mild radish. Compensated for the leeks.

I do this stuff so you don't have to.
(rogerzilla, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 18:58, 9 replies)

I like raw potatoes
and frozen peas
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:15, closed)

Raw bacon fat is nice.
If my childhood memories are anything to go by anyhow.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 21:50, closed)

Turnip?
That's going too far.
( Ken Oath, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:42, closed)

Needed more parsnips.
EDIT: The Worzel Gummidge penises of the vegetable world.
Or BraynDedd's. Whichever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:43, closed)

Celeriac?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 7:43, closed)

Yeah, but could you fit them all up your arse at the same time?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Dec 2012, 9:52, closed)

Well that was
a turnip for the books.




*tumbleweed*
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 16:22, closed)

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair!

Because vegetables don't have legs or something, I dunno.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 2:03, closed)

that's a relief - oh no, hang on - fuck off, it's not even a pun
I think you should kill yourself.
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:06, closed)