The stupidest thing I ever did
What makes you face-palm in a clammy sweat when you remember it? Just how big a moron were you?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Getting legal
Ever threatened someone with legal action? Ever been sued?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:48, Reply)

Thanks for sharing..
I don't particularly care fro the term TMI. But I was hard pressed to find something more apt for when after the first time meeting someone they decided to tell me how they were a homeless rent-boy for the nine months leading up to them being sectioned.

Does this sort of thing happen to other people? Or do I just project a field that makes nutters trust me?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Chavs, neds, bogans, white trash!
Tell us about your encounters with these neanderthals...
(ukraine space monkey, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

what qotw question would you like to suggest?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

What was the last thing that absolutely fucking terrified you?
When did you last get really scared...what caused you to shit yourself?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Using the internet to be passively aggressive.
Do you get off on insulting strangers? Ever persuaded someone to actually commit suicide? Ever hurt yourself because of internet bullies?

Be needlessly unpleasant or cry a river into QOTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Most ill-advised purchase.
Houses, cars, small islands?
What have you regretted after you clicked 'buy now'.
(speedevil, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Pet Hates
Always good for a LOL. Have a whinge about what really annoys you - or make some bent joke about how you hate pets or some shit, you pathetic heap of bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Why are you so mad?
Why can't you be happy and enjoy stuff, rather than sitting in a damp, smelly bedsit wishing girls would talk to you?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Moan about your life choices
Fucked a harlot and now have a fuck trophy you have to pay for? Bought a big house that's expensive to heat?

Moan about the things you've fucked up in your life, like it's of any fucking interest to anyone.

Extra points for making it all sincere and that's-not-funny-actually.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Conversations with nutters
I must project some kind of force field that lets the deranged feel comfortable sharing their mad stories with me. When has this happened to you?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Seems Legit.
What dodgy offers, sales pitches or requests to view etchings at 3AM have you encountered?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:55, Reply)

lol rapists
dun a rape? had a rape dun til you rofld? let's laugh at rape lolol
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Create a new Papal Charter for the next Pope
Here's mine. Improve it, replace it. Give us your thoughts....

The New Pope:

1. She should promote the health of all peoples and the empowerment of all families to be able to control the size of their families through family planning services and contraception freely available from the Church worldwide.

2. She should promote the institution of marriage as a sacred union of two people, regardless of their race, religion (or lack thereof), gender, and sexual preference.

3. She should empower and financially assist communities to develop such that all members have sufficient food, clean water, health care and education.

4. Redistribute the centuries of plundered gold stored under the Vatican to the poor. You know.. like Jesus taught
(rob3rt, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 7:33, Reply)

have you ever punched a horse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well, Battered is gonna win again anyway, but ...
What not to .... where.
What have you done that in a different context would have been fine. But because of where you were at the time it became wonderfully unsuitable. Fucking at a funeral, thieving at a cop-shop, claiming and working for the council, going with a girl at a gay bar. Sticking Star Wars up a snatch. Constructing a big shed inside a small shed. And so on and etcetera.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:58, Reply)

AIDS
Have you got AIDS? Perhaps you know someone who has? Maybe over half of your social scene has already died from it following a period of disgusting homosexual promiscuity in New York in the 1980s. Tell the class.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Dark graphic novels
Tell everyone about your interest in pathetic pseudo-goth comics laughably aimed at so-called adults, albeit ones who aren't up to the task of reading a real book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:47, Reply)

As we're on the the subject of A Vagabond,..
..what about 'Pretentious wankers'?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Worries
What are you worried about?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:22, Reply)

Have you done good things that you'll never get credit for?
I stopped my bike in the middle of the old Kent road in the rush hour to pick up a tired seagull that was about to get run over a few months ago.

Have you done something good that nobody saw, or you'll never get a thank you for?

Receive your admiration here.
(username failed moderation, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 9:41, Reply)

why not do a special week where you rename it question for a vagabond?
we'll all put questions to a vagabond for a week, he seems to do about 90% of all answers anyway so we may not even notice the difference
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Allergies
If you even look at peanut butter will your throat close up?
Do you secretly want to feed your wife prawns to see if the annoying harridan really will die?
Fed up of people telling you they are allergic to gluten/milk/toast/bananas/monday/breathing unless it's organic?
Tell us what will kill you or your friends and we promise not to slip it in your soup.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 19:44, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why I love b3ta
There has been a lot of trolling on this wonderful place recently so let's ask people who introduced them to b3ta and why they love this place so much. I was introduced by my older brother and I keep coming back because you guys always give me a laugh when I'm supposed to be working!
(CasuallyObscene, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 19:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What do you do that you hope others do as well but you're not quite sure?
I have just danced exactly like David Byrne while listening to "Remain in Light" whilst making a spaghetti bolognese. Nobody else was around thankfully.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Where did it all go wrong?
Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill, as if I care imma post (◉‿◉) underneath until you fuck off.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 2:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What's in your pockets?! LOL!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Being utterly drunk.
What happened?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 18:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIRE FIRE!
What 3 things would you save from your house.
Obviously you would leave your kids, annoying partner and animals behind to fend for themselves...
What would you grab in an almost unconscious deluded mess then look at later and go 'oh...erm' YAY!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)