Crap films

Me and my mate have just started 'whack film of the week', where each week we watch a poor film and see if we can out-do it the week after. This week's film was 'Son of the Mask' which was truly awful, but not as bad as the worst I've ever seen - 'Gosford Park'.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen and why?
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:02, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

28 Weeks Later
Had it for Christmas, Watched it last night and vow never to bother again.

It makes no sense, there are plot holes miles wide, the characters are just plain annoying

and most of all its just shit
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 7:53, Reply)

Thank you!
I thought I was the only one who thought that the only redeeming feature of 28 Days Later was a naked Cillian Murphy.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:07, Reply)

Hear hear
28 weeks later, i bought on pirate dvd and even for £2 i think i was ripped off, utter, utter Bollocks.
( Trollman, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:53, Reply)

yup you were
Why at no point does anyone figure out that its all the fucking kids fault?
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:16, Reply)

28 Weeks Later is pretty good and Gosford Park is brilliant.
You are all pretty much idiots.
( Zuowan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:55, Reply)

I didn't think 28 Weeks was too bad...

... but come on, Gosford Park is briiliant? Sure you've got the right film?

Check out some selections of reviewers from Amazon:

"ONE OF THE MOST BORING FILMS OF THE LAST 50 YEARS"
"Only recommmened to insomniacs"
"Total boredom. The only reason it gets two stars is for the all star cast, but even they weren't very good"
"Gosford Park had nothing to offer me for my money"
"Although well acted and well shot, the film as a whole was annoyingly pointless"
"Waste of electricity"
"DULL DULL DULL"
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Spiderman 2
BAD BAD BAD
( seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:13, Reply)

The Doors
The only movie I've ever walked out of. I should've known better than going to see an Oliver Stone flick in the first place, and it probably didn't help that I don't actually like The Doors. But still, what an utter turdpile of a movie.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Gosford Park
is a work of genius.
( chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)

D&D
The Dungeons & Dragons movie is, without a doubt, the worst film I have ever seen. I'm usually pretty forgiving with films, but i actually wished death upon everyone involved in that film.

Yes, even Jeremy Irons.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:39, Reply)