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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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misheard/misunderstood
my niece has been begging for a hamster (pointless little shit*) for years. she has finally been allowed to get one for her birthday. her grandfather was horrified when she announced that it would be called "nipples". in fact, she'd said "nibbles". what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

* the hamster, not the niece
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 12:01, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
poor hamster!

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:30, Reply)
it'll get spoiled rotten
but also, hamsters suck. we had one when i was at uni, and it sucked. worst of all, it used to angle itself so that when it pissed, the piss soared out of the cage and splashed all over whichever unfortunate student was sitting in THAT chair. hamsters suck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)
evil little bastard!
I had one at uni too... mostly it was stoned off it's head from 2nd hand smoke. It got the munchies once and ate some chocolate through the bars of the cage.. the chocolate got all over it and set solid, the vet had to melt it so it could move again.
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 15:02, Reply)
i thought our goldfish were more interesting
although those poor sods spent half their lives stoned and pissed too. as far as i'm aware, they're still in my friend's pond about 15 years later - can't kill a goldfish. the hamster fortunately carked it when we graduated.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)
How???
do you get a goldfish pissed and stoned? some sort of vodka and goldfish bong?
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Goldschläger

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Vodka in the water and hash flakes on the top
I went mad when the boys admitted what they'd done; I thought it was cruel. But the fish thrived.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 20:58, Reply)
never happened ... Jesus you're gullible

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:12, Reply)

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