Laughing at the misfortune of others
Since we're all bastards in our own right, why not share times when something has gone badly wrong for someone else, and yet you couldn't help but either stifle your giggles, or even better, guffaw loudly in their stupid fat face.

As a mild example I once pointed and laughed at a man as he stood in what he thought was a shallow puddle at a pedestrian crossing only to end up almost up to his knee in water.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've clicked this so hard
my left mouse button doesn't work properly anymore. I was on the bus into town recently and a woman got on a few stops after I did. She was swearing away to herself and holding her head. My first thought was that she was mental, and possibly schizophrenic. She sat down, and carried on swearing and holding her head.

After a few minutes, the bus stopped again for more passengers. After they got on, the driver got up and adjusted the left-hand mirror at which point it became clear that the sweary lady had belted her head on it getting onto the bus. I struggled so hard to contain my laughter and unconvincingly covered it with a pretend coughing fit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

This happened to me a few months back.
Those mirrors bloody hurt! I can imagine it looked quite hilarious though.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Yes!
I'm a cunt for doing this.

Even made a girl cry by laughing at her once. Well, I had just sexually assaulted her! Chortle!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)