I Quit!Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."
What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?
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chthonic, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I once worked in a pet shopbut they were mean to me and I hated it so before I quit I masturbated in the staff room and god killed all the kittens.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:52,
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Kills you, of courseEverytime somebody dies unexpectedly and the priest is telling the grieving family "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away" there's a dirty little kitten somewhere having a tug.
Fluffy bastards.
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So if you kill a kittendoes God masturbate?
Next Wednesday, I'm going to try and get God himself to join our cult.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46,
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