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Scaryduck writes, "I celebrated my last day on my paper round by giving everybody next door's paper, and the house at the end 16 copies of the Maidenhead Advertiser. And I kept the delivery bag. That certainly showed 'em."

What have you flounced out of? Did it have the impact you intended? What made you quit in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15)
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I once worked in a pet shop
but they were mean to me and I hated it so before I quit I masturbated in the staff room and god killed all the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:52, 4 replies)
*cries*
not the kittens!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:54, closed)
What does God do
if a kitten masturbates?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 23 May 2008, 1:08, closed)
Kills you, of course
Everytime somebody dies unexpectedly and the priest is telling the grieving family "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away" there's a dirty little kitten somewhere having a tug.

Fluffy bastards.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 23 May 2008, 7:15, closed)
So if you kill a kitten
does God masturbate?

Next Wednesday, I'm going to try and get God himself to join our cult.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, closed)

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