World of Random
There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
One time I was eating a pack of Waitrose after-dinner mints...
...and on reaching the bottom, I found a tiny silver card with the words 'You are a cunt' scratched into it.
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Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:13,
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Hahaha
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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Haha!
Dear god, PLEASE let this one QOTW be true.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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^What she said^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:24,
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Shouldn't have taken the last one then.
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sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:38,
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Hee hee
Nice!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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If it wasn't for this pesky job
I would have beaten you to it.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Weren't they Terry's All Gold?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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waitrose brand, by the terry's factory
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zulu eh?, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:01,
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Ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha...
...ha ha.
Cunt
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Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:17,
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