Hahahaha you have to be so careful around them.
My sister was telling me how she went shopping with her youngest, and got cut up on the drive home.

When her husband came home that night she was narked with him for some reason, and her youngest piped up "Mummy is daddy a fucking arsehole?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47, 2 replies)

Haha
Brilliant. It's the innocence with they way they say it.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:52, closed)

Guilty as charged, m'lud
When I was a tiny Scars, my Grandma noticed that I had a big insect bite on my backside. I can't have been much more than 3.

"Ooh dear TinyScars, you've been bitten by a harvest bug."

Next day, Mrs Harrison, the vicar's wife and pillar of WI rectitude called. Probably to see what the vile brat-spawning Catholics were up to, but that's for another day.

Being a polite child, I greeted her thus:

"Good morning Mrs. Harrison. I've been BUGRARRED. On my bottom. Would you like to see it?"

Mrs. Harrison's eyebrows' couldn't have gone higher if they were attached to a rocket, and she never came back.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:05, closed)

wow are you my brother?

(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 11:30, closed)