World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Last year driving along when coming in the other direction was an old dwarf. The sort you'd see illustrated in White Dwarf magazine (and similar) in the 80s, complete with big straggly beard. All he needed was a large axe strapped to his back, and not be wearing a grubby tweed suit. However, the image was spoiled by the fact that he was struggling up the flyover on what was clearly a small child's blue bicycle.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Oh blimey!I'd almost forgotten; I saw a midget on a kids bike a couple of weeks ago.
It was quite obviously a midget and not a stumpy kid with a big forehead and small arms.
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Are you sureit wasn't just a stumpy kid with a big forehead and small arms?
And a beard?
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:09,
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