There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic
(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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I walked into the shed today and trod on a rake leaning against the wall. It leapt up and spanged me in the side of the head. I thought that only happened in films.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:58, 6 replies)
i stood for ages just stunned that cartoons were real and i was obviously in one. hurt like hell though.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:04, closed)
and on another occasion a garden brush. Both are now hung on the wall, along with everything else that could twat me in the face if I stepped on it.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 0:20, closed)
...but I only managed to stab myself in the foot. Rather disappointing really.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:16, closed)
I was about 14, walking backwards being cheeky to my dad. Stood on it with my heel, smacked me upside the back of the head, dad said I deserved it. I probably did.
(, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:37, closed)
twice in one day, i trod on the same rake, both times I dodged the impending face spang. I now feel the rake watching, waiting, hating.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:09, closed)
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