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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Motorhead
A few years back I went to see Motorhead at the Academy, Birmingham. usual metal/gig crowd, except one one odd couple; the guy was late 40's, skinny, white with a Motorhead t shirt on; so far, so normal. His partner was a black woman, mid 30s in a blue cocktail dress. She seemed very bored (the bloke seemed to be enjoying heimself). I wondered what their relationship was.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:52, 12 replies)
She was a call girl

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)
Maybe.
Why take her to the gig?
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)
Because socially crippled sad and lonely men want to make believe to the world that they've somehow got a girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:08, closed)
So, "filthy nigger lover" is basically what you're trying to say, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)
Not at all,
it was more her clothes, and the fact she seemed bored. They just looked a totally odd couple. I wondered if it was some sort of blind date.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)
OMG just because Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles are blind it doesn't mean all black people are, you racist

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)
+1

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:34, closed)
OMGINTERACIALRELATIONSHIPS

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)
'Epically badly chosen first date' is my guess.
"Get yourself done up nice, love: we're going somewhere special tonight."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)
^this^

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:37, closed)
Nah
saw and spoke to them at Manchester Apollo Motorhead gig - nice folks actually.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)
Does she charge by the night for the whole 'girlfriend experience' or by the hour ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:10, closed)

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