Motorhead
A few years back I went to see Motorhead at the Academy, Birmingham. usual metal/gig crowd, except one one odd couple; the guy was late 40's, skinny, white with a Motorhead t shirt on; so far, so normal. His partner was a black woman, mid 30s in a blue cocktail dress. She seemed very bored (the bloke seemed to be enjoying heimself). I wondered what their relationship was.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 12:52, 12 replies)

She was a call girl

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)

Maybe.
Why take her to the gig?
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

Because socially crippled sad and lonely men want to make believe to the world that they've somehow got a girlfriend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:08, closed)

So, "filthy nigger lover" is basically what you're trying to say, yeah?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

Not at all,
it was more her clothes, and the fact she seemed bored. They just looked a totally odd couple. I wondered if it was some sort of blind date.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

OMG just because Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles are blind it doesn't mean all black people are, you racist

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)

+1

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:34, closed)

OMGINTERACIALRELATIONSHIPS

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:10, closed)

'Epically badly chosen first date' is my guess.
"Get yourself done up nice, love: we're going somewhere special tonight."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

^this^

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 13:37, closed)

Nah
saw and spoke to them at Manchester Apollo Motorhead gig - nice folks actually.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:26, closed)

Does she charge by the night for the whole 'girlfriend experience' or by the hour ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:10, closed)