I like shouting at cyclists as they jump red lights.
My aim is to make one crash.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:28, 13 replies)

Oh holy shitting fuck
I nearly clotheslined some cunt yesterday who was far too important to stop at the red light on the pedestrian crossing and missed me by a hair's breadth. I did shout "You fucking cunt!" very loud at him, but I imagine he's used to that.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, closed)

I had one charmer say "don't worry about it, mate" as he careened past me on a pedestrian crossing.
Don't worry about it. Don't fucking worry about it. He was actually excusing me for his fucking colour-blindness.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:11, closed)

What would be good would be a recording of an artic blaring its horn and squealing its brakes
Sound it LOUD just as they enter the junction

hehehe
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, closed)

*wonders how long it will take for angry cyclists to arrive*
not like they'll be held up at the lights.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00, closed)

Arf

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:02, closed)

a Neat Trick..
Is to see them coming up along side - then open your car door, just a little, as they pass.

That'll teach them! Pay road tax too, twats!
(TheManofScience, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, closed)

Most do.
But leave the car at home and cycle instead. So you're still getting the benefit from them paying for their RFL.
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, closed)

Hahahah yeah.
You prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

Don't get me started on
fucking cyclists.

I commute into the city every day on a motorbike, you get much more into conflict with them on two wheels.

Some spandex sporting twat pulled right across in front of me the other day, just as the light went green. I so nearly T-boned him. What did he want? He wanted to tell me I shouldn't have pulled in front of the waiting traffic. That bit was for cyclists.

Yeah, fucking dead cyclists. Good thing I saw you, you prick.
(username failed moderation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, closed)

I saw
two cyclists crash into each other at a junction recently, when they BOTH ran lights.

They looked at each other in anger for a moment, and then there was an amazing look of confusion on their faces as they realised there was no motorist or pedestrian to blame.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, closed)

Ahahaha!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40, closed)

Oh god I wish you'd filmed this in HD with Dolby surround sound so that I could wank myself into a self-righteous coma watching it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40, closed)

Unfortunately not
It did give me a giggle though
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, closed)