Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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I'm single
Get worse than that.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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You could have an accident which causes your arms to drop off.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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That would be worse
I'd have to learn to poke holes in watermelons with my toes in order to get any action.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:10,
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There's always frotteurism
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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How would you hold them still?
:(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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Good question...
I could probably wedge one in a bookcase or something.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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You think that's bad?
I've
always been single.
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littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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You've made me feel a whole lot better about myself
Thanks! :o)
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RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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Yay!
My life hasn't been
utterly pointless then! :D
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littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:21,
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You think THAT'S bad...
I've always been single and so was my mum!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49,
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You are Jesus AICMFP
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:32,
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Not being single
and living your life with someone you hate. Each day the grinding loveless truth comes home to you.
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Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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Convincing yourself that you shouldn't be single, whatever it takes.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:17,
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The Mrs. is pregnant
But according to the doctor, she concieved while I was away...
Wish I was single
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TaZ44, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:44,
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