have you gone away now?
what's the flouncedown to thread deletion? T-20 minutes and counting...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, 2 replies)

I suspect someone who has that ^ pic in their profile really doesn't give a shit what people think

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:44, closed)

has that ^ pic in their profile
is so proud of not wanting to support his children
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:34, closed)

wrong

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:14, closed)

Ah, Baldmonkey... not the best in the field of reading comprehension, but utterly fucking reliable with unwarranted bile.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 2:25, closed)

Sorry, some of us have jobs in order to meet our obligations to our kids and not just leave it to the state

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:24, closed)

oh, right. my bad. please, continue to assume that I'm a lazy feckless single mother.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:14, closed)

I make no such assumption.
just because I don't spend all day watching the board doesn't mean I have flounced off! and using the expression "my bad" does not make you sound cool or intelligent. it makes me think you have no knowledge of syntex or sentence construction.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:03, closed)

At least she can spell, you massive wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:47, closed)

Top White Knighting here. Maybe you'll get 'lucky'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 18:21, closed)

Top ironying here.
Well played.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:04, closed)

It would be, were it remotely ironic.
If you're implying that I'm White Knighting whilst accusing someone else of doing the same, that would be hypocrisy - not irony.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, closed)

That's the irony.
Lol upset at the internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:41, closed)

Nope, that's not it, either.
What makes you think I'm remotely upset?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:45, closed)

You're complaining a lot for someone who isn't upset.
About something that's not even related to you, no less.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:49, closed)

I'm not complaining in the slightest - I've not asked anyone to stop doing anything, or suggested that they shouldn't be doing it. I'm simply making an occasional observation.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:53, closed)

i would point out the irony of your response but it would undoubtedly be lost on you.
why not expend some of your internet rage on resolving your personal situation? i hear 'outside' is nice at this time of year.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:28, closed)

what a brilliant idea
exactly how would you resolve the "Situation"?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:41, closed)

oh, you know. man up, get a solicitor who specialises in family law.
i'm just spitballing here.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:39, closed)

Gosh, never thought of that
you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I did have a solicitor who specialised in Family law. so did she, the difference is you paid for hers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 23:10, closed)

No point applying reason - what we have here is an honest-to-goodness cuntshower. Someone linked you in /talk, and all the more undesirable elements clubbed together, got a bit brave, and came over en masse to fling shit in every available direction. It's really nothing new, and nothing personal. They do it all the time, apparently without realising that they've actually become a ridiculous parody of themselves.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 1:40, closed)

I wondered why it had become so popular
thanks for posting a reasonable response
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 12:40, closed)

how is it "brave" to call you worthless piles of shit cunts?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:50, closed)

Wobble wobble wobble.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:54, closed)

back to form, I see.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:12, closed)

i just did a poo into my hand
wanna see?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:23, closed)

In a sense I already have, given that your posts are shit and I've seen those.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:27, closed)

That is not a very nice thing to say!!!!!!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, closed)

Quite possibly not.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, closed)

Then why would you say that?
That seems not nice to deliberately say a not nice thing, how horrid.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:43, closed)

Muuuum the internet said naughty words
Come turn it off I'm getting upset :(((((((((((
( Theoban What of it, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:04, closed)

lol

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 17:07, closed)

i like you

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:27, closed)

I honestly didn't think I'd ever find a more worthless definition of 'irony' than that provided by Alanis Morissette, but you've really lowered the bar here. Well done.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 2:09, closed)

you really are a preposterous cunt

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:49, closed)

Well, jeez, Janet... Let's work through the points here.

Single mother... check.

Lazy and feckless? check. You get the 'feckless' part for losing your job due to boshing drugs, and the 'lazy' part for not leaving your flat for six months in a row.

As for your overweening arrogance in assuming that the OP was referring to you, rather than his estranged other half - we'll leave that for another day...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 1:47, closed)

oh dear.
the drugs thing was over 15 years ago. And I'm happily married now, thank you. don't let me spoil your crusade though. do carry on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 9:56, closed)

And you've been so good in the past about overlooking people's previous indiscretions, with your happy-go-lucky, live-and-let-live attitude. Nothing like a nice bit of hypocrisy...

(nice to see a HMHB reference, though)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 12:13, closed)

oh, i'm such a contradiction.
(thanks - rebuying that CD this week)

oh, sorry - i forgot to call you a cunt. you cunt
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 16:35, closed)