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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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Friend of mine (no really)
Got married in August last year.
Was talking about the married man she was having an affair with by October.
Tried to commit suicide in January.
Was surprised when her husband of five months left her weeks later.
Got pregnant by the married man in March.
Had a threatening phone call from his wife and hasn't seen him since.
Is due in December: and having another affair with yet another married man - and I don't know how best to tell her she's an idiot.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:34, 13 replies)
Can you tell us who she is?
So we can avoid her?
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:48, closed)
Look her in the eye and say
'You are an idiot'.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:54, closed)
Only say 'You are an utter fucking idiot'. Then kick her shins.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:19, closed)
All that.
And then throw a pile of adoption agency leaflets at her. No child should be brought up by someone that utterly fucking idiotic.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:13, closed)

(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, closed)
Sounds like you have had to have lots of undestanding nods and mm-Hmms
over cups of teas.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 1:25, closed)
The sad thing is
that some poor child is going to be brought into all this.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:16, closed)
Wear a bad clown costume
and then tell her she's an idiot.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:24, closed)
this is a bit like the story of the birth of Jesus

(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:13, closed)

(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, closed)
Since it's too late to abort,
I suggest she should go ahead and kill herself.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:44, closed)
Cover half your face in lipstick
Belm, then run at her shouting "MNNNNNNGGGGGG". That way, you'll be speaking her language.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:14, closed)
She's not from a small town in East Coast Scotland is she?
reminds me of someone.....
(, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, closed)

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