Friend of mine (no really)
Got married in August last year.
Was talking about the married man she was having an affair with by October.
Tried to commit suicide in January.
Was surprised when her husband of five months left her weeks later.
Got pregnant by the married man in March.
Had a threatening phone call from his wife and hasn't seen him since.
Is due in December: and having another affair with yet another married man - and I don't know how best to tell her she's an idiot.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:34, 13 replies)

Can you tell us who she is?
So we can avoid her?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:48, closed)

Look her in the eye and say
'You are an idiot'.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:54, closed)

This.
Only say 'You are an utter fucking idiot'. Then kick her shins.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:19, closed)

All that.
And then throw a pile of adoption agency leaflets at her. No child should be brought up by someone that utterly fucking idiotic.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:13, closed)

^this

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, closed)

Sounds like you have had to have lots of undestanding nods and mm-Hmms
over cups of teas.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 1:25, closed)

The sad thing is
that some poor child is going to be brought into all this.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:16, closed)

Wear a bad clown costume
and then tell her she's an idiot.
(Chopsey, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:24, closed)

this is a bit like the story of the birth of Jesus

( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:13, closed)

lol

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, closed)

Since it's too late to abort,
I suggest she should go ahead and kill herself.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:44, closed)

Cover half your face in lipstick
Belm, then run at her shouting "MNNNNNNGGGGGG". That way, you'll be speaking her language.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:14, closed)

She's not from a small town in East Coast Scotland is she?
reminds me of someone.....
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, closed)