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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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being "celibate" implies a choice.

(waxdart hello., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:46, 1 reply)
Oh
/checks dictionary

You're right.

That should read "And I haven't managed to put my winkle in a lady's foof for about 540 days."

Now I'll just come across as highly inept rather than abstemious.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:59, closed)
Although came two seconds ago
After reading the title of this post. I'm sure there's a paradox in there somewhere.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:03, closed)
Been single for 522 days, roughly.
And unshagged for slightly longer than that. I can't recall how much longer because it was rubbish when it did happen.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)

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