Making a long story short
Met a girl at a party, called a week later, commencing a 3 month relationship. She was recently divorced. I hadn't gotten laid in a year. I told her my background, she told me hers omitting one key detail. All was well.

Whilst dating she would excuse herself to talk on the phone for a bit. I knew something was up, but I was getting sex. Terrible, lights out, missionary only, "Let me get undressed and then I'll call you in", Leaving immediately after sex. I verified she didn't have a dong, so I let it slide. In a conversation with my friend who threw the party I told her I was dating her friend from the party.

"Oh! That girl with the kid?"

"She doesn't have a kid."

"The girl with the dark curly hair? With the big boobs?"

"Yeah...."

"She totally has a kid!"

"Let me call you back."

So I called her and after a confrontation she admitted that she had a daughter. That wasn't the problem. But after being together every weekend for 3 months you think she would have said something. I told her it didn't matter and that night she came back over. After some terrible sex she turned to me and asked me if she could shock me.

I asked her if she was going to stick her finger in my bum. She said she was not. Instead she grabbed her purse and showed me a picture of a child.

"So that's your daughter?"

"Yes."

Then she turned to a picture of her daughter holding a baby.

"That's your son?"

"Yes."

"How old is he?"

"4 Months."

It wasn't the baby, it was the lies.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:25, 17 replies)

*nods*
It was the baby
(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:34, closed)

So, you dumped her?
If you were with her three months and everything else seemed alright, why not give it a try? If you did dump her, maybe one can understand why she was less than forthcoming.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:54, closed)

^this
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:10, closed)

I think you've both missed the point
it was the lies.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:52, closed)

She didn't say "I don't have any kids" she just didn't fess up to it
Much, like I suppose, he didn't fess up to wanking in the shower, or spending time on B3ta.

I don't see where she lied. I do see that when it turns out she had kids the dude splits is a bit suspect.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:55, closed)

Aaaaaaand then...
... she stuck her finger up your bum?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:31, closed)

Surely if she had
She'd have been a keeper
(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:05, closed)

IF he could be sure it was her finger and not another appendage....

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:07, closed)

Well
She is a liar after all
(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:43, closed)

I'm with you on this one
You don't happen to forget to mention you gave birth a month ago. It's not a minor detail.
Lies hurt more than facts.
(Bitter and Twisted, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 22:57, closed)

^this
True.

Plus, it must've been like a wizards sleeve...
(Wibblist Last said "Wibble" on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:13, closed)

^this
good point, well made
(EvilMeister, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 23:32, closed)

Wait so...
Did you shag her when she was pregnant??
(WhataYob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 1:11, closed)

the kid is 4 months old
they had a 3 month relationship.


are you that bad at maths?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:10, closed)

I initially read...
"she didn't have a dong, so I let it slide in."

I was a bit confused there for a minute.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 7:39, closed)

I have heard that
women go off sex for a bit after a baby, maybe that's why she was so crap in bed...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:35, closed)

I don't get how you could shag someone
And not realise they're heavily pregnant.

However much of a chubster they are.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 11:11, closed)