Sacked III once had a "friend" (I hated his guts) who lost two jobs on the same day - he drunkenly crashed the taxi he was driving when he was supposed to be at his office job. How have you been sacked?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:33)
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I once had a job, ferrying supermodels around in my Honda Accord.They paid me in cocaine, and all I had to do was to subjugate their bushes.
All was going well (I was getting more poon then I knew what to do with), until I woke up.
Turned out that I'd hit the sack, and dreamt that I was George!
Long story short, I went for a bath to calm my nerves, and accidentally pissed in my own mouth.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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^ This is shit.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 14:13,
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Oh you fucker, I've got a Whitesnake earworm now:(((((
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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The real 'piece de resistance' George! m3ta ending to this.....would be deleting it as soon as it reaches 25 replies calling you a cunt.
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My bloo-bloo is imaginary,so you'll have to pretend that I've deleted it all, when the time comes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 16:30,
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fuckpig upset on the internet you emotional retard never happened.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 21:20,
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CUNT(, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 18:52, closed)
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