
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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In my really skint days I used to take out a bottle of mouthwash filled with cheap vodka with a few drops of food colouring. Buy a soft drink (or if you're without a single penny, a glass of water) and drink it. Then go to the Ladies' and drink the 'mouthwash'.
( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:34, 9 replies)

You'll be either "that loony who carries a bottle of mouthwash everywhere," or "that pervert who hangs around in the ladies' room".
That not withstanding, it's still probably cheaper to just not be an alcoholic.
( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:04, closed)

Save money on Drink by not drinking booze when you are broke. I've had many a good night out without getting pissed and many a good night in wasted.
( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:17, closed)

( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 21:49, closed)

A Sam Adams?
( , Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:30, closed)

Give a bloke the impression you're in the mood for fun, get him to buy you a drink and fuck off. They might think you're a typical cock-tease but it's better than being a nutter who carries "mouthwash" around.
( , Fri 11 Nov 2011, 22:59, closed)

Pro: it'll help keep your teeth healthy.
Con: it'll make you vomit.
( , Sat 12 Nov 2011, 0:28, closed)

For the sake of clarification I'll explain... When I went out I always got ID'd and to combat knife crime and bring in alcohol, the bouncers more often than not searched ladies' bags (particularly young people). A bottle of water filled with vodka is pretty obvious but never had my 'mouthwash' confiscated.
Also, why the fuck would I want to stop going out simply due to a monetary deficit? I'd have been the saddest 18 year old in England if I had done...
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:36, closed)
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