Baked bean ammendment.
Crappy beans can be made palatable by the following recipe.
1. Open tin.
2. Remove watery sauce from surface (2-3 tablespoons)
3. Pour beans into microwave container.
4. Stir in 2 tablespoons HP sauce and a good shot of ground black pepper.
5. Heat and serve.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:11, 10 replies)

See also: Tabasco Sauce



EDIT: Possibly not 2 whole tablespoons of it, though :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:40, closed)

See also: Cheese and Worcestershire Sauce.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:43, closed)

Edit: 4. Stir in the quantity that suits you of anything you like.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:49, closed)

This works for me :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:10, closed)

But I like
Peanut butter.

If I stir in a quantity of that, it'll all taste like shit.
(username failed moderation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)

You'd save money by stirring in
two tablespoons of shit then.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)

see also
Heinze beans
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:47, closed)

The idea was to save money on the price of Heinz's beanz's

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:51, closed)

and the fact that Heinz beans
aren't as good as people make out.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:25, closed)

Or as good as they used to be.
Haz Beanz.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:40, closed)