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I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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You can buy enough paracetamol to kill yourself for under a quid.
I can lend you a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, 18 replies)
LEND

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, closed)
BELLEND

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:01, closed)
NURSE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:07, closed)
OOH, MATRON!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:15, closed)
but if i kill myself with said paracetamol
you won't get your pound back, so that's hardly lending me it, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:16, closed)

clearly you have to pay him back before swallowing the pills. its not like he is running a charity here. bloody handout mentality.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, closed)
I know for a fact he'll accept bumsex in settlement of a small debt.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, closed)
but he'll expect a reacharound if it's more than a fiver

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:45, closed)
Only
if you're still warm.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:00, closed)
if i have to pay him back before swallowing the pills
i obviously wouldn't have needed to borrow the pound in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:53, closed)

then you are not the target audience.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:09, closed)
this can only be a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:16, closed)
stop this is giving me haedache !
any one got a paracetmol or two?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:10, closed)
i've got lots
and many ibuprofen, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:16, closed)
Awwww man.
I've totally not thought this through. I was certain I'd found the final solution. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:55, closed)
I'll send you a fiver.
There you go, the reply you were gagging for.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:36, closed)
Shambles gag-reflex is long gone!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:24, closed)
mmm remembers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:32, closed)

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