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I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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save money on expensive burglar alarm systems
by installing a wasps nest just inside your front door
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:26, 15 replies)
I did this
but decided to do it on the cheap by buying Tesco value Wasp nests...

ended up binning the lot and going with a B&Q Wasp nest instead.

Dont do wasp nests on the cheap.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:42, closed)
What about hornets?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:43, closed)
Hornets are more of a commercial property installment
allot more expensive and bit over the top.

Likewise Bees are best for sheds and outhouses...garages etc.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:47, closed)
the luxury option

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:06, closed)
You could also
take about 50 of them in an empty coke can as you leave the house - hey presto, cheap rape alarm.
(username failed moderation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)
can i do this with horse flys?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:11, closed)
I'm thinking
a couple of horses would work too.

Might have to give them flick-knives. Horses aren't really that hard.
(username failed moderation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:14, closed)
flick knives selotaped to their knees
brilliant! I might go on dragon's den with that one.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:15, closed)
They will probably only deter children and midgets
if I'm going to be honest
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:21, closed)
ok so horse flys are out . could i then use fruit flys?
and arm them to the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:30, closed)
they have teeth?
that changes everything
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)
nasty pointed yellow ones that drip with acid and are coverd in hundreds and thousands

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:40, closed)
No more drugs for this person

(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:49, closed)
more drugs I say
the more the merrier
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:58, closed)
/\ wat he says /\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:25, closed)

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