it's hardly unsayable through the medium of the internet
Anonymity is how people say the things they otherwise can't. General Comedy though your answer is, it's not applicable to the criteria of the question.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:50, 1 reply)

Yeah okay, I could have said that I tell people every week that they have cancer which fits the question better but it's hardly funny is it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:54, closed)

Presuming you don't mean general /talk banter, that must be a bit depressing.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:25, closed)

It's not my favourite part of the job.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:29, closed)

I hope you get to give the occasional "all clear! :D" to balance it out a bit.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:36, closed)

You tell them every week?
Surely once is enough - it's not the sort of news you're likely to forget.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:58, closed)

Just the ones who also have
Alzheimer's.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 5:24, closed)

Having been down that road a couple of times with loved ones.
And seeing the tone of many of your posts here.

I wouldn't have pegged you as a either a GP, oncologist or surgeon. If you are I hope your bedside manner is better than your attitude that you show here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 6:22, closed)

Gosh you're so right.
If only he would post on here in the manner of a GP dealing sensitively with a terminally ill patient.
Just imagine how much fun that would be.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 6:51, closed)

At least it add a bit of variety to the diet of "prick" posts.



....Mmmmmm diet of prick.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:31, closed)

Prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:39, closed)