Just an indication
At 7am and out of smokes one just cannot accept any more 'cuddles'. No I've not had nicotine for about 12 hours, so get the hell off 'woody' and let me go for a pee, get dressed and get some Slit Cut.

Managed that ok after much grumbling from Ms Suck but had forgotten that I had left my contact lenses in overnight, therefore my eyesight was a bit hazzy. Not a prob I thought, done this loads of times. Just blink a lot and all will be fine, only 5 mins down the road....

Until cunt features pulls out from a parking space. Anchors applied and flash the lamps, cos he's a cunt, not driving a Honda Accord, and not indicating. Cunt.

Get to the end of the road and the haze is changing to a red one. Mr blind cunt then stops. He has three ways to go. Left, right and ahead. Hmm, nothing orange so cunthead is going ahead.... Nope. Turns right. Green cunt, saving precious battery by not using the stalks. My devils spawn car using all 4 right turning lights, GPS (guff positioning system), SIPS (Sperm Inducing Pussy Sonar) so using more energy that Mr T lifting his wallet, then manovuers behind GC (green cunt). 200m down the road he then saves more energy by pulling in, on the right hand side, no lights, no hands, fuck all.

Oh cute, he's going to the same shop as me.

Fucking use your indicators you cunt. You what? Said GC. I said fucking use your indicators you cunt, moving closer. He said hmm, fuck off or I shall breathalise you whilst showing his warrant card.

Cunt
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:19, 11 replies)

I don't think you need to try quite so hard to remind everybody that you're a dick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:32, closed)

Ah now. It's well known that driving like this is a clear sign that you have a HUGE penis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:42, closed)

Comedy gold.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:38, closed)

JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:05, closed)

put a c-bomb warning in the title plz
thx
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:10, closed)

I was going to read this, but then didn't, soz

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:02, closed)

He drives like a dick, has an imaginary wife and thinks he's a tough guy.
The end.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

Is Jahled here?
He's a real internet hardman.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:26, closed)

He was a cunt, by all accounts.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:03, closed)

loving the hard man car terminology
Anchors, Lamps & stalks :D


"So I dropped a cog, give it some 'andle went raaand the raandabaht at 120 miles an hour"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:13, closed)

"dab of oppo and I'm away."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:53, closed)