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There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?

Suggested by althechristmasgeordie

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Coming off the ferry at Dover
As you disembark from the ferry, there's multiple lanes which filter together as you go past customs. Lots of holiday makers all patiently filtering and making good, except for the Dutch/German (can't remember which now) BMW driver who thought filtering was for losers. He barged, he honked, he bullied. He ended up being the car in front of us going through customs- who had seen the wanker doing his thing- only to be waved down by an officer who, with a nice big grin to us, pulled the twat in for a search! There was much cheering and gesticulating from all the other drivers around as they passed, the sight of his angry red face only spurning them further into mirth. Oh happy days, regardless of the lack of banana skins.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:16, 5 replies)
I like this
A lot.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:11, closed)
Reminds me of a man trying to gain entry to Australia with a bunch of plantlife and foods he wasn't supposed to bring in. He called the customs inspector a fucking jobsworth prick or somesuch and got called into a little room...
Anyway, have a click.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:10, closed)
If he was that much of an arrogant prick, he was (almost) certainly a German.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:40, closed)
Dutch people in my experience are equally likely to be (a) very nice or (b) complete arseholes, with no middle ground.

Just remember, it was Dutch people who hid Anne Frank ... and Dutch people who sold her out.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:00, closed)
definitely dutch
Michael Caine's line in Austin Powers (Goldmember) said it best:
``There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.''
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:30, closed)

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