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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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"If they're not nicking supplies from the lab, you're not teaching them well enough."

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:49, 3 replies)
Personally speaking, do the stationery cupboards count?

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:53, closed)
No - you'd need a calculator for that!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:58, closed)
I nicked some stuff
can't remember what it was called but it produced thick white smoke when you set it on fire.

I nicked a 'gert wodge' of it too so when I did set light to it a HUMONGOUS dense white cloud drifted slowly down the very long drive in front of the collage. It was very impressive.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:08, closed)
Did you make the collage as well?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:29, closed)
Magnesium ribbon was a favourite when I was a lad.
Lighting it on a gas hob took some skill as you had to avert your eyes very quickly to avoid burning your retinas.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:41, closed)
Some lad manage to make a 'joke cigarette' with a strip of magnesium.
Not the conventional kind, although it probably still caused redeye.
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