"If they're not nicking supplies from the lab, you're not teaching them well enough."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:49, 3 replies)

Personally speaking, do the stationery cupboards count?

(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:53, closed)

No - you'd need a calculator for that!
LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:58, closed)

I nicked some stuff
can't remember what it was called but it produced thick white smoke when you set it on fire.

I nicked a 'gert wodge' of it too so when I did set light to it a HUMONGOUS dense white cloud drifted slowly down the very long drive in front of the collage. It was very impressive.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:08, closed)

Lovely.
Did you make the collage as well?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:29, closed)

Magnesium ribbon was a favourite when I was a lad.
Lighting it on a gas hob took some skill as you had to avert your eyes very quickly to avoid burning your retinas.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:41, closed)

Some lad manage to make a 'joke cigarette' with a strip of magnesium.
Not the conventional kind, although it probably still caused redeye.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:49, closed)