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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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and the spastic kids would accidentally sing 'of kings' after the second repeat.
durr.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00, 6 replies)
^ that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:24, closed)
Fucking
Magic.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:13, closed)
We still sing that
and they still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:18, closed)
this makes me inordinately happy.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, closed)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:22, closed)
Shit the bed yes

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:45, closed)
We did that intentionally.
The headmaster would turn purple with rage, without fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:21, closed)

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