School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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That great John Bunyan hymn, "To be a pilgrim"The headmaster would stop us at the end of every verse.
"WHO SANG 'PILCHARD'?"
And then we'd do it on the next verse. And again. Every week, when most sensible schools would have quietly removed it from the hymn rota.
Apols if this is a bit like "This one time, at band camp..."
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It was pigbin for us.Both literally and metaphorically.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:41,
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Surely"penguin"?
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O Come All Ye Faithful went through a few strange iterations.But the part that really got me in the shit was when we got to "In Excelsius Deo", where I would sing it as "Day-o! Daaay-o! Daylight come and me wanna go home!"
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Wanderer, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 9:53,
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"The prisoner leaps to lose his chains...."We used to follow that line with "He hits the roof and breaks his neck!"
(Jesus Shall Reign Where'er The Sun)
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umm"this one time, at band carp"?
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