Not much about assemblies

But my headteacher was called Mr. Dick. I think that deserves a mention.

www.kennetschool.co.uk/index.phtml?d=522455
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:29, 9 replies)

Did he have a kite?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:42, closed)

Err

Possibly?
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 21:47, closed)

I don't understand why 'pupils' has a dot in it, is it supposed to be an eye,
is it saying that the kids are always being watched, probably by that beardy perv of a caretaker, stroking himself through the pocket of his long brown coat then scuttling off into the basement to shoot his load behind the boiler, where it will drip down and solidify into bizarre and fantastic shapes among the sooty cobwebs and hang there for years to come, for future generations to discover and wonder over?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:00, closed)

I think you've hit the nail on the head right there.

( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:02, closed)

I think you're wrong.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:56, closed)

We had one called Mr. Bottom
Strangely enough he had a fixed expression on his face that looked as though he had just seen his own arse.
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:58, closed)

Did he come from a royal line of spanners?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:33, closed)

Master Bates & Simon Staines.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 0:13, closed)