Now that I think about it
nothing of interest ever happened in my school assemblies. I very much doubt that anything particularly remarkable happened to anyone, really.
That being the case, anyone who's posted a proper story this week is either an insufferable fantasist or a terminal bore.
tl;dr - this is shit and you are all cunts.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:12, 10 replies)

Hold on, Lord Gilmour gave us a speech once
That's shit and I am a cunt.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:17, closed)

Hey you keep that fucking unremarkability brush away from us.
oh look, you've got tar on us all you clumsy bastard.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:25, closed)

As a remarkably dull painter and decorator
I resent that.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:56, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:47, closed)

Oh man
I can probably send you some more books. Not being funny, but I'd be a bit scared if that was all you owned. Nice table, mind.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:55, closed)

I read that -- it's shit.
Coercion by Douglas Rushkoff is better.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:13, closed)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 8:47, closed)

alright

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:18, closed)

cowfoot for Mod

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:10, closed)

Winner of the Golden Dick Award for the week.

( Wanderer, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:03, closed)