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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Now that I think about it
nothing of interest ever happened in my school assemblies. I very much doubt that anything particularly remarkable happened to anyone, really.
That being the case, anyone who's posted a proper story this week is either an insufferable fantasist or a terminal bore.
tl;dr - this is shit and you are all cunts.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:12, 10 replies)
Hold on, Lord Gilmour gave us a speech once
That's shit and I am a cunt.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 1:17, closed)
Hey you keep that fucking unremarkability brush away from us.
oh look, you've got tar on us all you clumsy bastard.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:25, closed)
As a remarkably dull painter and decorator
I resent that.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:56, closed)

(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:47, closed)
Oh man
I can probably send you some more books. Not being funny, but I'd be a bit scared if that was all you owned. Nice table, mind.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 4:55, closed)
I read that -- it's shit.
Coercion by Douglas Rushkoff is better.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:13, closed)

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(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:18, closed)
cowfoot for Mod

(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:10, closed)
Winner of the Golden Dick Award for the week.

(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 9:03, closed)

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