school stories are like kids:
yours don't amuse anyone else.

As far as I'm concerned, most people in education are a bunch of cunts and precious few ever learn not to be.

If anyone is looking for me this week, I'll be heading towards the canteen with a shotgun in my trenchcoat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:20, 13 replies)

You're dead inside
I've had a few proper MFOTFABLs already this week.

Just because you're getting old doesn't mean you're allowed to be grumpy to everyone on B3ta.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:31, closed)

honestly, it's one of my few regrets
that I didn't go Columbine and then turn the gun on myself. Still, school made me what I am today: bitter, cynical and a mentalist.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:37, closed)

CHCB
We wouldn't love you any other way.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:38, closed)

I don't know
I think I'd love her lots of ways given how flexible she is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:39, closed)

you'll have to prise it
from my cold, dead hands.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:41, closed)

But if you're only recently dead
You'll still be warm and flexible. All I need is some lube.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:43, closed)

if I'm dead
you needn't bother with the lube.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:57, closed)

Good point
If you're dead, I'll bring a drill as well.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:02, closed)

Complaining about QOTW is like Darfur
Nobody cares
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:47, closed)

So you're bitter
Seriously, get the fuck over it. What exactly do you gain by being a moaning cunt all the time?
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:37, closed)

It's humour, Jim....

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:06, closed)

...
CALM DOWN DEAR, IT'S ONLY THE INTERWEB.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:41, closed)

It's been a bad start to the year
And I've been drinking too much. I'm allowed to overreact once in a while ;)
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:19, closed)