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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Racist Taunts Recieved and Understood...
Picture this. Large bully, complete with his two backup thugs, corner little skinny funny-coloured kid. With only a small amount of prompting, the large bully manages to get a standard racist epithet out. Little skinny funny-coloured kid (OK, me) asks if he has any more. OK, that's the mental exertion for the day, and he decides to continue the conversation through the medium of fists. He accelerates towards me, leaking noise as he approaches. As he gets there, I step smartly aside, leaving him to faceplant the tarmac. It would seem I left a leg in his way. Oops.

He climbs to his feet, blinks until his brainstem is ready, and decides to swing a fist. It connects, hard. With the concrete pillar I had been standing in front of, until I ducked. Tragically poor pattern recognition meant that he had another go with the other hand. That went equally poorly, so he decided to try a headbutt. You know where this is going, don't you? I grabbed his arm, pulled him past me, and straight into the pillar again. He went down like a sack of potatoes. I looked at his wingmen (wingnuts?) and watched them walk away. There was no-one around, so I awarded him a bonus kick in the happy sacks and walked away too.

He spent two weeks in hospital, and never went near me again.

Teh funniez? He claimed he'd been set upon by six people, who'd beaten him up in an entirely unprovoked attack. Due to how badly he was battered, they believed it. I never admitted it to anyone other than my brother, and it's been my secret until now.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:33, closed)
Racist Taunts Recieved and Understood...
Well done and a CLICK!!
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:22, closed)
Karma's a bitch aint it?
I Gives you a well deserved click *clicky* :)
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:57, closed)
Oh aye.
Job well done in showing up someone who so richly deserved it... that'll get ye a click from me.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:47, closed)
You can have a click from me for the marvellous descriptive work...
=D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:05, closed)
:)
Well told. Nice.
*click*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:03, closed)
Fantastic
Anytime a racist gets a drubbing it warms the, how you say, heart of my cockles. Have a clicky.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:32, closed)

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