This one time
This kid was telling a story, none too well, so I leapt in and took the piss, summarising his story for him and deftly taking the wind out of his sails. That showed him. Everyone gazed at me in admiration, or so I seem to remember.
(McChinaman banned, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 15:52, 15 replies)

Spot on.
Click.
(narna ... the cunning linguist, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:10, closed)

Oh man, did the fittest bird on the netball team give you a massive blow job as well?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:24, closed)

So, your story is
that you get really upset if anyone on the internet is anything less than nice to you?

With skin that thin, I guess it's not safe for you to leave the house.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:15, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 19:02, closed)

I like this

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 19:53, closed)

What you need to understand is this, yes THIS, is an important part of the /talk ers lives.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 22:02, closed)

They have lives?

(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 3:27, closed)

Arf

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:24, closed)

Only
a close approximation of lives. They spend most of their time making crude knob gags and cowering under bridges whenever billy goats approach.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:51, closed)

God forbid people take the piss on an irreverent humour based website.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)

God forbid people take the piss on an irreverent humour based website.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:34, closed)

I would point out that you appear to have this arse about face,
but the irony is so staggering, that I'm literally drowning in spoons, as I type.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)

Really. There's talkers averaging over 30 posts a day over many years, fucking terrifying

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:13, closed)

Not that big of a deal, if you have a particularly boring/slack job.
I topped the /board usage charts for a while, when I first joined, despite rarely posting anything of my own. After a short break, I spent most of my workdays on /talk for a couple of years, as I landed a spectacularly pointless, boring job.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:01, closed)

drowning in spoons
Is that because they don't allow you sharp objects such as knives or forks without a cork on the end?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)