I did jury service a couple of years ago.
When Mrs V got home she asked me all about it.

"I can't discuss it" I said, but she protested.

"Seriously, baby - we've been told in no uncertain terms what the law is - I can't discuss it."

She came out with a phrase that reminded of why I married her:

"I'm your wife!" she cried, "I'm more important than the law!"

Still didn't tell her until after the case was closed, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:43, 8 replies)

did jury service was charged with molesting OAPs

wife grandmother
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:06, closed)

Riiiiiight

( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:17, closed)

Funny stuff.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 17:18, closed)

You still shouldn't discuss the case with anyone even after it's finished.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:23, closed)

totally reporting him to the police for this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:35, closed)

I'll just "restrain" him to death before they arrive.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:45, closed)

Really?
So it's illegal in this country to let anyone know whether due process occured? The law is final and behind closed doors?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 19:40, closed)

I heard you're supposed to burn all your clothes afterwards
and live under an assumed identity.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:40, closed)