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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I was in Earl's Court and found a bar. I made the mistake of talking to an Australian girl.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:44, 8 replies)
Not gay in the slightest, Just very dull.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:45, closed)

Except that when you said Australian, you meant homosexual, and instead of girl you meant dock worker.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:01, closed)
and when you said talking, you meant palking

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:02, closed)
And when you said Earls Court, you meant got caught.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:22, closed)
After I met her, I may have happened to stop in at Ted's Place and accidentally found my way into
the dark room. Of course, it being dark in there I had to light a firework whilst riding my bike and crashing into scalpels.


Of course, firework is a euphemism, as is bike and scalpels.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:32, closed)
Called Beverley?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:50, closed)
It could have been that name but you know how they slur and stammer.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 21:29, closed)

Co sto bro.
(SlantedScience, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 1:11, closed)

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