Mothers with young children are crazier than sheep on MDMA/fire
They seem to think that prams are equipped thusly:



I have seen women with prams walk out in front of moving cars and stop...so the car has to stop...and THEN they continue to the other side.

Crazy as a marzipan eating horse...

Personally I think that they (and this does include men) should need a license before being allowed to:
1. Raise children
2. Push a pram

Apologies for Tesco Value photoshopping...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Dec 2009, 1:06, 9 replies)

I almost got run over by one of those yesterday
And then got frowned at and shouted at for getting in the way. Despite walking along at an unhurried pace in public. Bloody things should never have been invented.

Also, have you seen a marzipan eating horse? If so, do tell what craziness it's gotten up to. I'm interested now.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 1:31, closed)

It really does amaze me how often people pushing strollers (regardless of gender) seem to think they can use the child as a human shield. I'm fairly sure most of them don't actually realise that the child is not magically protected by being within the stroller and that if a car decides to turn the corner (or whatever) and takes out the stroller it will be the stupid parent's fault.
(xanthine, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 3:00, closed)

In Australia
turning vehicles must give way to pedestrians. So it would be the stupid driver's fault.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 4:11, closed)

um...
but being legally correct would hardly result in the child being less dead.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 5:19, closed)

A hollow victory
to be sure.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 7:43, closed)

ugh
some bitch tried to deliberately mutilate my feet with her pram at hyde park winter wonderland a few saturdays ago (hell on earth as it was). why say 'excuse me' when you can cause the people who are in your way physical pain?!
( The Helpful Bear, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 11:02, closed)

this pisses me off greatly
it is a pram, not a fucking weapon
( finnbar has officially retired, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 12:43, closed)

Hmm...
...I'm tempted to shop some missle-launchers onto it now.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Dec 2009, 23:55, closed)

That is awesome!!
May have to get one of those for my sister when she has her sprog.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:34, closed)