Women think that
giving birth hurts more than being hoofed in the king edwards. I bet it friggin' doesn't. If childbirth was so much agony, then women would stop at one child. Whereby a man will only be careless about his clems once, after that they're guarded like, well I cannot think of an apt analogy.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, 9 replies)

i think you've forgotten something important
namely that getting kicked in the balls doesn't normally result in the creation of a human
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:52, closed)

I can't see how that is relevant
in the context of which hurts the most. Childbirth hurts as a side-effect of walking upright, whereas bollocks have evolved to hurt like hell to make sure you look after them.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:47, closed)

Erm.
I think that testes evolved in their current location to avoid damage to sperm through being too close to heat sources (e.g., body heat). A medical joke for you, to prove the point.

Q:
What proof is there that God is female?

A:
1. Multiple orgasms
2. Female gonads on the inside
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:09, closed)

That's why they are on the outside
but the reason they are very sensitive is to make sure a bloke looks after them.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:39, closed)

I'm stopping at no children.
I also have no bollocks so I'm very thankful with my lot...

I've heard there's a hormonal reaction in new mothers whereby their bodies force the women to forget how painful the experience was, so they'll be more likely to do it again and continue the race.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:32, closed)

Absolutely true
I have been at one birth (other than my own) - quite an extended labour. It didn't look much fun, but the mother assures me that within seconds of the sprog popping out she had completely forgotten the pain, and to this day has no recollection whatsoever of it.
(ubergeekian, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:02, closed)

I've been told
that the pain of childbirth is actually considerably less than that of being unexpectedly buggered.

I've not had either experience, so I can't really add anything to that.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:15, closed)

No it isn't..
after a quick thought..
No. nowhere near..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:24, closed)

I think there's one fair way of testing this
Women do have a similarly sensitive area, it's just better guarded. Due to a small accident involving failing to uneventfully climb over a metal fence, I believe I have experienced the closest possible female equivalent to being kicked in the balls.

I'll get back to you if I ever give birth.
(GothicTechie, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:06, closed)