Bi Curious Males
Save yourself hours of hanging around toilets or making appointments on Gaydar you've no intention of showing up for by simply buyin one of these and hiding it from the missus:

www.bondara.co.uk/bad-boy-prostate-vibrator

Insert that, get stoned n watch some chicks with dicks vids or whatever else involves blokes getting pegged and doesn't feel too gay to you, should see you right.
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, 15 replies)

I probably shouldn't have clicked that whilst at work
:/
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, closed)

So....
YOU'RE one of those that never shows up....

And it looks like something I'd find in my dad's workshop.

Oh... hang on... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, closed)

No, THEY are!
You know, the ones that say,'So what would you do to me?' and insist upon every fine detail before they'll agree to come over. Most likely the same ones at parties n gay bars (c'mon lads it'll be funny!) that coursely ask every gay guy there for intimate details of exactly what 'it' entails, then call them all names under the sun for unashamedly replying.

Always brings a camera to every stag do and has some really kinky ideas no one else is comfy with.

Had an unremarkable stint in the army. Married a generic Thai bride type who never speaks. Very loud and excessively masculine in an overly affected way. His mouth always writes cheques his body can't possibly cash. Always gets emotional n tactile when very drunk.

You know, one of them...
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:11, closed)

You've just described
two people I know....

Not sure if that is a good thing OR a bad thing....

And anyone taking a camera to any drunken function who isnt a woman, is a twat. End. Of.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:20, closed)

You don't need to anymore, everyone's got one on their smart phone.
Gone are the days you could make a drunken fool of yourself and all that remains of it next day is an apology, I fear...
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:25, closed)

You know,
If people didn't keep insinuating that enjoying prostate stimulation is something that marks out a man as a closet pillow biter, this world would probably be a lot better place.
Perhaps then, perfectly hetero men who have discovered this delightful spot packed with nerve endings wouldn't feel the need to smash the living piss out of "that fucking faggot" who accidentally looks at them twice in the pub, just to confirm that they aren't turning bi/gay.

Buy one of those toys, don't hide it from the Mrs, encourage her to use it on you - you'll take the top of her head off when you blow your beans, it'll be like a pressure washer.

Of course, if you make your Mrs wear a big bristly moustache (bigger than the one she has naturally) and pretend she's a truck driver called Eric while she's plundering your chutney cupboard, well, then in that case you probably are a big poof.

Just sayin'...
(Rsoles, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:36, closed)

I completely agree, and just for the record, i don't insinuate that, they do it to themselves, least ways, the kind I'm stereotyping from those I have known here do anyway,
I don't have a problem with straight guys discovering it feels nice to stick stuff up their butt, but many do.

I don't ever feel the need to make assumptions on a guys sexuality because they enjoy said practise, but pretty much everyone else does and they know it.

I don't ever think it's better to hide it, but almost all I've ever met who don't self identify as gay do.

I don't ever in any way feel it has implications to their masculine reputation nor that they might be a bit more bi than they feel they can let on to their mates, but mostly they do, and often over compensate to the point of affectation.

You get the idea.

My point isn't that there's anything wrong with straight guys seeking prostate orgasm, nor even seeking a gay guy to help if the missus ain't up for it, so long as they're super safe about it, or even one of their own like minded mates, or any other option to achieve it, as to do it to yourself is rather like trying to tickle yourself, my point was that those devices work very well and the guys who do have a serious problem with being open about their interest in such things and feel the need to hide it, often to the point of being really annoyingly loudly opposed to it and everything connected to it day to day and generally behaving like a dick and fucking others about over it, might find it better and easier to solve it at home themselves with said device, as that's a lot easier to hide than cottaging or browser history.

Might mean many a gay guy don't have to dodge their fists quite so much, especially once they've cum...

*edit* and just as an aside 'cos Internet info and any kind of qualified information or recognised study of this doesn't seem to exist, the difference between prostate massage (also known as milking) and prostate orgasm is this:

Prostate massage is literally massaging it so that it milks the prostate of your precum juices which fills whatever the fuck that bit inside of you is called that's like a tiny bladder that stores your cum juices to be mixed with your sperm during your eventual conventional orgasm, it feels nice when done gently but the main point is it helps you shoot like a porn star!

Prostate orgasm is when you actually achieve an orgasm that does not necessarily need to involve your dick, it seems to require numerous points of stimulation not just your prostate itself and is generally only well known to certain gay men as the best kind of stim to induce it seems to be rhythmic and intrusive movement such as happens by fucking and isn't easy to do to yourself, if not impossible, you'd need a fucking machine or something I imagine. Maybe an electro stim. However, with enough accompanied movement and imagination with said prostate massager, maybe. When achieved it feels like an intense ball of energy slowly forms that then reaches a crescendo, bursts, and your innards explode and flood your entire body with an intense sense of pleasure and lightness of being like you could never achieve in any other fashion, much more intense than penile orgasm, and experts at it can not only manage multiple orgasms, but even a prolonged constant one that can change to a full body orgasm, characterised by involuntary shaking of all extremities, eyes curling back into the skull, and a sort of full body rigour, in short, the mutha of all orgasms.

Pretty much any male can manage the former, pretty much only gay guys ever manage the latter, at least during normal sex, and not even many of them tend to know about it till it occurs accidentally due to it being pretty much universally ignored or it's existence disputed by any and all white coats even now.

The BDSM world, however, knows it well, and not just the gay guys!
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:15, closed)

It's OK
I understand what you are saying, it's just that those that are scared of the power of their own arsehole might not!

Prostate massage - keyword here: "gently". Not stabbing at it like trying to poke a fire. Oh, and ladies, long blood red talons look great, but FFS, they will lacerate a balloon knot. I imagine those fake ones might work loose in certain situations? Eeeew, better to just trim one nicely! Very nice, Peter North-style cumshots ensue.

Prostate milking - a skilled and patient practitioner can milk the cum out without any of that nasty orgasm business, working it like a tube of toothpaste. It just makes me feel like I'm busting for a piss!

Prostate orgasm - Apparently achievable, but like anything else, you have to work at it. Like anything donut-related, relaxation is the key (and loadsa lube). Not something I've experienced, but then usually my mind is on whatever other delights the Domme is inflicting on me. I guess you have to be "in the zone", not just "in the bum". I dare say it won't stop her trying, bless her!

Eeeh, the wonders of the Chocolate Starfish! Why would anyone not want to get the most pleasure out of their body, beats me?

Oh, and I'm told the Aneros Helix is a pretty good device, and doesn't look like something Sly Stallone uses to build his wrist up , like that other thing.
(Rsoles, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:25, closed)

I had to go look that up, am familiar with said device but evidently not the name!
I don't think they work meself, but each to their own, however, I have seen amazing results from e stim, but you need the ridiculously expensive ones capable of inducing push-button orgasms, which often cost in the hundreds, all the cheap ones are nothing more than glorified redressed tens machines and useless for inducing pleasure or orgasms, just good at muscle stim and pain, but the ones with waves and pulses, well, it still takes an expert to operate it for you as it needs expert timing tuned to the recipients responses, and when a person gets close to an orgasm they become incapable of controlling it themselves anymore, but it's the only way I know of that can induce a proper internal orgasm that has nothing to do with your cock, anal sex, dildos or a fucking action of any description.

It's still not easy tho, and I'm not kidding, they're ridiculously expensive items for what you actually get for your money.
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:45, closed)

Interestingly enough,
this very afternoon, a Domme I sometimes play with called and told me she'd got some new electro-sounds (and she wasn't talking about Gary fucking Numan). She reckons she can induce climax with one electrode on the urethral sound and the other up the Gary Glitter. Time will tell (and quite possibly not with me involved. I'm very wary when it comes to electrics, I spend my days trying not to get electric shocks and the noise Violet Wands make scare the shit out of me. It's a new E-stim type box of tricks though, not some 1920s Bakelite device, so I might be persuaded...)
(Rsoles, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:47, closed)

As a general rule
If it involves electrodes or other means of direct to skin electro stim and plugs directly into the wall, avoid, but batteries, nary a chance of any real danger there.

I agree tho, them Violet Wands, not inclined to try.
( ..wil, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:50, closed)

This is an awful lot of words
just to let the world know that you like putting things up your bum.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:31, closed)

Hahaha!
I'm bored, there's nowt on TV so I thought I'd enlighten you all! ;)
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:48, closed)

More suspect
is the fact that I'm reading it all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:52, closed)

I know far too much about such things, much of it from personal experience, either enacted on myself, others by myself, or watching others live or recorded,
I've tried to impart such knowledge on other more relevant sites or open information places like Wikipedia, but all that happens is you get a 'citation needed' and there aren't any, or it gets 'corrected' by others uncomfortable with such things being beyond their experience or urge to discover.

I also know shiteloads about chems, lucid tripping, psychonauts, and all that, craploads about BDSM, the lifestyles and all the inherent practises and expertises, the associated world of fetish, various divergent mentalities and the basic functions of the human brain and how to fuck with it in effective ways for positive corrctive outcomes or intense experiences, hypnosis and how that can tie in to all that, etc etc

I just can't seem to help being interested in such things, the many and various means man finds of experiencing or enhancing sexual pleasures many without any actual sex being involved, and especially the way we choose to consciously define our sexualities in relation to such practises, and how that varies country to country and culture to culture, and how easily chemically and socially influenced those thinking processes are, just fascinates me, always has, no animal has anything like this, we are quite extraordinary in our pursuits and complexities of recreational pleasures quite beyond all reason and yet seem incapable of comfortably quantising it in any socially acceptable kind of way beyond the simplistic concepts of the animalistic needs of self propagation, or even accepting sex purely for pleasure not only as a natural part of all of us but actually a needy part of a balanced life, or how incredibly cerebral sex actually is.

So fuck it, I do. Well, try to. Hey it's a fun hobby! ;)
( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:32, closed)

I'm a heterosexual male
Dont fancy men, dont mind people that do. Been in sex parties watching blokes fucking while im fucking a woman, had stuff shoved up my arse in the name of gratification and would reccomend it to anyone, shagged a transexual before so technically I must be gay. I'm not, just think labels are bad as it means people need to conform.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:28, closed)

I dispensed with them years ago
At least as absolutes in real situations, only any good for hypothetical discussion really, and taking the piss, beyond that, don't take them very seriously at all at all at all, it's all just a kind of shorthand, not real life.

Years from now men will hopefully get back to the concept of 'fuck it it feels good' and drop all the sectioning.

Quite why women are never equally troubled by such things I have no idea...
( ..wil, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:16, closed)

I know it's odd to reply to yourself but a friend here just made a lovely analogy
We should stop thinking of sexuality, and all it's many sub sections and labels, as if being some kind of army fighting for a side and always getting into wars about who's doing what to whom for why, and instead think of it like being in the scouts, or perhaps paintballing, and it all just being just a big fun game we play together. It makes things easier and better to have labels, rules and hierarchies, and have sections of people directed into various apparently appropriate sections of society, putting like with like cos they get along easier for instance, but we shouldn't get all serious and protective about it and feel it needs absolutes that need to be protected or fought for, or get into physical wars about it.

It's all just games, we should be as children are and have fun with it, not try and kill one another over something that really never was meant to be a war in the first place.

Make love not war, then, I s'pose....
( ..wil, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:36, closed)